shower gel, 500 ml
When mother prepares a five-course dinner, hangs up washed curtains, takes out cutlery for a special occasion from the wardrobe, puts soft paper in the toilet, wipes dust on the top shelf with unused plates, and father, wielding the remote control, desensitizes himself before the visit of the Emperor of the First Order, Lord of the Dark Side of the Force, the Lernaean Hydra, i.e. beloved Mommy, whose only flaw is that she can talk and unfortunately uses this ability too often. This does not apply to the always welcome brother-in-law, who obligatorily comes with his other half, while the first one has been cooling off since the morning.
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