Shower Gel, 500 ml
You sweat and snort all day, pretending you're working hard to make the Milky Way look beautiful, and then 70 million stars suddenly disappear from the sky, so trade the trough for a bathtub. Life is about making choices, even if you have to make them by mail. If you see your future retirement in bleak colors, invest in Stardust before the Sunset of the Beloved Sun ends. Avoid the eye area, or you won't see it at all. Warning! The scent is breathtaking - you'll need a respirator. Contains traces of sarcasm and impudence! How to use: Raise your feet high to wash them and show them off later. And your hands, because one hand washes another, and hands must be clean.
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